JOSEPHINEMASS

  • JOSEPHINEMASS is a: Man looking for a Woman
  • STATS Height: 5'10"
  • Weight: 190 lbs
  • Age: 99 years old.
  • Birthday:
  • LOCATION Seattle Tacoma, Washington USA
  • Last time online More than 3 months

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toxicmommy

Sunday 08 June 2008


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I am pretty, fast, calm, pale, tough, pigs, and and and and

Everyone intimidates me, I'm scared to express myself in any form, I lose babies when it's important not to, I've lost every street fight I've ever been in, I only c*m a teaspoon and I generally miss, but I make huge ape like noises when it happens, I put the toilet paper on backwards (both), I take books back on time, I tell jokes and no one laughs, I open chip bags and they explode all over people who didn't want to be around me in the first place, I've gotten naked with a girl, oiled her up, layed her down, run and jumped but slid over her and flown across the room into a lamp, I fart from my mouth and burp from my butt. But I do love your style. I am here to make friends. I am classy and warm. I’ve constructed an action figure of my penis made of rice. Ikea’s website takes forever to walk yourself through. I sometimes think that people can be thoughtless ... or not thoughtful. Send me a picture of your butthole and don’t forget to be disease free. You are ... a promiscuous panther. Please be honest about your drugs. If you wear a hat make sure it's a good one. Please be under the age of 8 ... I am not looking for a daddy figure. You better have a f*cking eating disorder if you message me. I'm so fat and you need to be thinner than you are. Movies make me cry. My @ss is firm enough that you can crack a pineapple over it. And that pineapple will then have spiritual properties. I am primal. I am just looking for a couple. I want to fall in love. Maybe you are the one. My husband and I enjoy fun times with other men. I am too relaxed about sex and I love your experience. I am a lady in the sheets and a freak in the streets. I love being outdoors. Write me about a sex topic. I am very open minded and I enjoy dinning. I am kinky and enjoy staying away from bars ...fulfill my fantasy. I like to be half naked in a remote wilderness spot or under a waterfall and no DRAMA. I have gingivitis and I want to meet new people for chat.

About Me  (My Interests / Hobbies / Descriptions)


Hobbies
music, reading, dancing, photography, writing
Body Type
athletic
Movies
sci-fi, drama, indie, romantic comedy, horror, romance
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
college grad
Profession
Artistic / Musical
Do you smoke?
cigarettes
Do you drink?
socially
I currently live
with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
flirt, social butterfly, comic relief, loner, the life of the party, anti-social
Political Views
liberal
Food Related
Vegan
Personality
punk, introvert, activist, liberal, fashionista, lover, intellectual, thrifty, extrovert, loner, flirt
Individuality
piercings, tattoos
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
conversation, dating
My Sign
virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Pets
Cat
Gender
Male
Music
Punk, Dance, Hip Hop, Jazz, Rock, Bluegrass, Hardcore, Industrial
Fitness & Sports
cycling, yoga, bodybuilding, swimming

Groups:
none

About My Match  (What I'm looking for)


Hobbies
photography, wine tasting, dancing, running, writing, internet, surfing, music, television, computers, nudism, video games, cycling, reading, working out, gardening, sports, yoga, movies, swimming, naturism, travel, cooking & recipes
Their Body Type
supermodel, athletic, bodybuilder, skinny, slim, voluptuous, average, fit, slender
Movies
romance, action, sci-fi, comedy, horror, nothing but porn, romantic comedy, bollywood, drama, indie
Orientation
straight, bisexual
Eye Color
green, black, brown, gray, hazel, blue, glass
Hair Color
white / gray, bald, blond, depends on the day of the week, red, auburn, black, dark brown, light brown, a little gray
Their Ethnicity
Other, African American, Mixed Race, Inter-racial, Hispanic / Latino, Pacific Islander, Asian, Native American, Middle Eastern, Indian, Caucasian
Relationship
off the market, just here for friends, seeing someone, couple, single - never married, divorced, married, open relationship, committed, separated, dating someone special, widowed, domestic partnership
Have Kids
no - do not want kids, yes - grown and out of the house, no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
ain't had no skoolin, some college, high school grad, college grad, some high school, post-Graduate, currently in college
Profession
Sales / Marketing, Artistic / Musical / Writer, Hospitality / Travel, Transportation / Trucking, Clerical / Administrative, Legal Services, Construction / Craftsman, Medical / Health Services, Entertainment / Media, Politics / Goverment / Military, Food Service, Technical / Science / Engineering, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Internet, Computer related / Hardware, Manufacturing / Distributions, Education / Academic Research, Other, Executive / Management
Income level
Less than $25,000, $100,000+, $50,000-$100,000, that's private, $25,000-$50,000
Do they smoke?
like a chimney, only when I drink, 420, daily, no - open to dating smokers though, socially, chain smoker
Do they drink?
daily, no, like a fish, socially
They currently live
with an insignificant other, there is a party every night, family and friends visit often, with pets, with kids, with a significant other, in a van down by the river, with roommate(s), alone, with parents
Socially, they are
social butterfly, better in small groups, flirt, loner, side kick, anti-social, the life of the party, comic relief, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly, a couch potato
Political Views
independent, libertarian, not interested in politics, socialist, green party, liberal, ndp - the new democratic party (canada), progressive, democrat
Food Related
Italian, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Chinese, Spicy, Comfort, Vegetarian, Indian, Japanese, Raw, Chocoholic, Vegan, French
Personality
professional, geek, romantic, introvert, tree hugger, loner, extrovert, nerd, fun loving, punk, intellectual, total slacker, liberal, type a, activist, lover, flirt
Individuality
faux-hawk, mullet, piercings, tattoos, mohawk, nudist, shaved head
Religious Views
Atheist, Hindu, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Wiccan, Agnostic, Buddhist, Not Religious, Pagan
Drugs
prescription only, socially, every chance I get, never, recovering, what, are you a nark?, let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink)
They are looking for
miss right now, something REALLY hot, friends only, romance, dating, penpal, travel companion, mr. right, soulmate, miss right, roommate, friends - with benefits, relationship, conversation, mr. right now, the yin to my yang
Their Sign
i was born in may, i don't believe in zodiac signs, sagittarius : nov. 22–dec. 21, i was born in june, capricorn : dec. 22–jan. 19, libra : sept. 23–oct. 22, i was born in january, aries : march 21–april 19, i was born in september, i was born in december, virgo : aug. 23–sept. 22, i was born in november, i was born in april, scorpio : oct. 23–nov. 21, i was born in march, gemini : may 21–june 20, pisces : feb. 19–march 20, i was born in july, cancer : june 21–july 22, leo : july 23–aug. 22, i was born in february, aquarius : jan. 20–feb. 18, i was born in october, i was born in august, taurus : april 20–may 20
Pets
Snakes, Fish, Rabbits, Cats, Spiders, Guinea Pigs, Rats, Dogs, Tribbles, Horses, Sehlat, Farm Animals, Turtles, Monkey, Bird, Snake, Ferrets, Rabbit, Cat, Spider, Guinea Pig, Rat, Dog, Targ, Horse, Rock, Farm Animal, Turtle, Iguana, Small Furry Creature, Ferret, Pot-Bellied Pig, Birds

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