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I am pretty, fast, calm, pale, tough, pigs, and and and and
Everyone intimidates me, I'm scared to express myself in any form, I lose babies when it's important not to, I've lost every street fight I've ever been in, I only c*m a teaspoon and I generally miss, but I make huge ape like noises when it happens, I put the toilet paper on backwards (both), I take books back on time, I tell jokes and no one laughs, I open chip bags and they explode all over people who didn't want to be around me in the first place, I've gotten naked with a girl, oiled her up, layed her down, run and jumped but slid over her and flown across the room into a lamp, I fart from my mouth and burp from my butt. But I do love your style. I am here to make friends. I am classy and warm. I’ve constructed an action figure of my penis made of rice. Ikea’s website takes forever to walk yourself through. I sometimes think that people can be thoughtless ... or not thoughtful. Send me a picture of your butthole and don’t forget to be disease free. You are ... a promiscuous panther. Please be honest about your drugs. If you wear a hat make sure it's a good one. Please be under the age of 8 ... I am not looking for a daddy figure. You better have a f*cking eating disorder if you message me. I'm so fat and you need to be thinner than you are. Movies make me cry. My @ss is firm enough that you can crack a pineapple over it. And that pineapple will then have spiritual properties. I am primal. I am just looking for a couple. I want to fall in love. Maybe you are the one. My husband and I enjoy fun times with other men. I am too relaxed about sex and I love your experience. I am a lady in the sheets and a freak in the streets. I love being outdoors. Write me about a sex topic. I am very open minded and I enjoy dinning. I am kinky and enjoy staying away from bars ...fulfill my fantasy. I like to be half naked in a remote wilderness spot or under a waterfall and no DRAMA. I have gingivitis and I want to meet new people for chat.
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